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In July 2013, I Started A Trend On Twitter With The Hash Tag #WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo. Quite Funny But Some True Facts On What AAUA Post UTME Candidates Do.

As An Undergraduate One Of The Most Interesting Times On Campus Is When Post Utme Candidates Are around, You look at them and remember when you were in their shoes. Looking at the funny things they do, you flashback at you did some of those things then.

Here are some few funny but real facts about what Post UTME Students Do When They Are Around. Enjoy.

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1). 80% of them always drop off at the school gate, the easiest way to locate them when they arrive. #WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

2). They Snap In front Of School Gate then Upload On 2go/FB And Be Like AAUA Chilling. #WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

3). They Enter RC when a match is going on and ask for “Onile” (the guy they will pay to)”
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

4). They Stand in front of School Gate like a Lost Sheep waiting for their Elder Bro/Sis to come pick them! #WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

5), They have just #200 and be like “Bro Demola eje ka Chill out now”..
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

6). The ones that Pass the Examination come to RCF to give Testimony!
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

7). They think Small gate is the Pedestrian entrance at the Main gate!
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

8). They be like “If I were given 5 more minutes, I would have scored 40″ *After Checking their Result*
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

9). They Call Student Union Building (S.U.B) as a word “SUB” !
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

10). They be like “Please is the Sale of AAUA Pre Degree Form still On” *After Checking their Result*
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

11). They be like “Do you know anybody that can upgrade my Mark” *After Checking their Result*
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

12). They be like “AAUA is just a useless school” *After Checking their Result
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

13). They Go to “Komole” or 60/40 and Order for Fried Rice!
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

14). They Eat all your Foodstuffs and leave you with nothing before they go back home. #WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

15). After scoring 23 in their Exam they still pay N50,000 4 upgrading.
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo.

16). They be like If I were given 5 more minutes, I would have scored 40 *After Checking their Result*
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo

17). They Prostrate when they see Mr VC
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo

18). They come all the way from Lagos without buying ordinary bread along not to talk of bringing foodstuffs.
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo

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19). They Go to their proposed Dept Notice/Result board n be like see “F” after seeing Results.
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo

20). They Always ask stupid questions on AAUA Update on FB e.g How many professor do you have in Aaua?
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo

21). Some of their guys run after girls while their girls run after guys and forget to prepare for their examinations
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo

22). They Take Bike From Bluehouse Junction to Apex Junction then pay #200
#WhatAAUAPostUTMEStudentsDo

23). They Walk In Groups so as not to get Lost.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

24). They Go On Excursion Round the Campus.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

25). They Pack Their Plates after Eating In Varsity, Fad de or Plenty And Rubbish.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

26). They Ask “Where Is Relaxation Centre” ? Inside RC.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

27). They Look For ICT Cybercafe.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

28). They Ask “Don’t they bring light in Akungba”
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

29). They Ask If There Is ‘Expo’ thinking AAUA Is KSU or EKSU.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

30). They Attend Tutorials Organized By Students With 1.15 CGPA.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

31). They Ask For Egg Roll And Pure Water In Perfect Mix Or Container.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

32). Girl Says ” If I make it! No boys till 300Level”
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

33). They Ask If Cut Off is still 40%
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

34). Buy 3 Egg Rolls and 3 Bottles of Coke at once in SUB.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

35). When They hear undergraduates Girls saying Zenith they mistake it for Zenith Bank.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

36). They Tell Bike They Are Going To Edu-portal.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsDo.

37). They Feel Every Male Undergraduate Should Be Called Bros.
#WhatAAUAPostUtmeStudentsdo.

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